Total Medals Earned: 898 (From 202 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,985 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/435 points)
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (65/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (125/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/250 points)
Beat the game.
String a 50 hit juggle on an enemy.
Uses K-9 mode 3 times in main game.
Get 1500 in main game.
15000 points on survival.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
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